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an accomplishment

if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

benedict-the-pirate:

Here’s a rose someone left on the beach

Here’s another rose someone left on the beach

I’m not even in this fandom and I know that this was a nono

the-sonic-url:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

nippled:

yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?

tessanetting:

imperialdalek:

WINGARDIUM LEVIBULLSHIT FUCKING CHRIST

dark-lady-alice:

Major spoiler of chapter 82!

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WHY AM I NOT AS SURPRISED AS I SHOULD BE BUT TWICE AS EXCITED AS IT WOULD BE HEALTHY

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.